Showing posts with label Hindi Chutkule. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hindi Chutkule. Show all posts

Saturday, November 5, 2011

School inspection Committee- "Parsuram ka Dhnush kisne toda"



Ek Inspection Committee ek School mai inspection karne gaye. 

Teacher ke saamne unhone unki class ke ek Student ko utakar poocha -

"Parsuram ka Dhnush kisne toda". 

Student ne jawab diya - mujhe nahi pata.

Phir dusre ladke se yahi sawal poocha to usne kaha -"Mai parso nahi aaya tha". 

To Inspection Committee ne kaha - kya koi Student is Question ka jawab de sakta hai. kisi ne kooch nahi kaha.
Tabhi Teacher ne kaha - Sir lagta hai Raju ne kiya hoga kyon ki wah bahut natkhat hai.

Inspection Committee gusse se Principal ke room mai jaakar kaha - aapke yahan ke student to kuch bhi nahi jante hai yahan tak ki Teacher bhi murkh hai. Maine ek sawal kiya ki Parsuram ka dhanush kisne toda to kisi ne jawab nahi diya.

मछर तो मेरे को torch लेकर ढून्ढ रहे है- Machhar jokes- Hindi Jokes on Mosquito


Hindi Jokes- Mosquito and a boy- Funny Jokes- Funny sms



 एक बार एक लड़का रात को अपनी मम्मी से कहता है - मम्मी मछर काट रहे है
तो 

प्रेमी - प्रेमिका Aur शादी - Funny Lovers jokes - Hindi Comedy Sms



प्रेमी जोड़ा आपस में बातें कर रहा था।

प्रेमिका - हम लोग दो साल से एक दूसरे से प्रेम करते हैं। क्या तुमने कभी शादी के बारे में नहीं सोचा ?

प्रेमी - दरअसल बात यह है कि ......

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Sardar Ji Jokes Ebook Download- Free Hindi Jokes Book Download


Free Download Hindi jokes book, Sardar Ji jokes Ebook

Click To download


Friday, October 7, 2011

Bhakt Bhagwan- Aur Anna- hindi jokes



Bhakt- Hey Bhagwan promotion karwa dena,

51rs. ka bhog apke charano me rakh rha hu..

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi - Ramdev Baba Sms Jokes- Hindi Jokes

Ramdev Baba Hindi Jokes



Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi

Jo Usne HumKo Mari Thi

Teacher Srudent Jokes- Bachhar Aur Teacher Jokes

 Teacher - Student Joke


1Bache Ne Kabhi Apna Pichwada Nahi Dekha,

Santa - Banta And Bhabhi Sms- Santa jokes


Santa-yar tere our bhabhi ki jodi to Ram-Sita ki jodi hai

Banta-kahan yar,na to yeh dharti me samati hai our,

Monday, March 21, 2011

sholay : Scene VEERU ke Rishtey ki Baat


Jay : Mausi, ladka ATOS mein kaam karta hai..

Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??

Jay : kahan mausi 2 saal TCS me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai…

Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se TCS mein hi hai..

Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary bhi jyada NAHI mil
rahi hai use..

Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?

Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

WAITER- SAHAB Good Hindi Jokes



WAITER-"SAHAB KHANA SAFED PLATE ME LAUN YA PILI PLATE ME?

SAFED PLATE KA EK RUPAIYA ATIRIKT HAI."

POLICE WALE AND NAKLI NOTE- Police Jokes



EK DIN POLICE WALO NE EK AADAMI 

KO NAKLI NOTE CHAPANE KE

shanti ko bulao- Husband Wife Jokes


Ek husband apani wife se - shanti ko bulao

Gandhi Ji and naai (barber)- funny jokes, hindi jokes, hindi chutkule, gandhi ji jokes, funny sms, hindi comedy



1 bar gandhi ji k sar per 8-10 baal ug aaye 

gandhi ji naai k pas gaye,
Naai gusse sai bola inhe ginu ya katu?

Gandhi ji sharmaty huye  bole inhe  colour kar do...

अगर सरदार सरकार चला ए तो? - जोक्स Sardar Ji Hindi Jokes


अगर सरदार सरकार चला ए तो?


सरकार और सरदारमे क्या फर्क होता है?

Intelligent Sardar - Cute Sardar ji Funny jokes

Intelligent Sardar


A sardar was admitted to the hospital as he injured his left hand in a mill wheel. 
His hand had to be amputated and people

Papers ki Roti......MubaRak Ho AapKo Examz ka Tehwar!


Papers ki Roti

Notes ka Achaar

Tube Light ki Kirnen

Thursday, December 30, 2010

खाक बल्ले-बल्ले होगी - Doctor Jokes


एक डॉक्टर- यार, अब तो तेरी बल्ले-बल्ले हो जाएगी,

तूने इतनी अच्छी दवा इजाद की है। अब मुंह लटका कर क्यों बैठा है।

पप्पू (मां से)- क्या परी आकाश में उड़ती है? - Hindi Jokes


पप्पू (मां से)- क्या परी आकाश में उड़ती है?

मां (पप्पू से)- हां..

पप्पू- तो अपनी कामवाली क्यों नही उड़ती?

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Mast jokes in hindi- Hindi jokes


Appu-Oye!wat R U doing?

Pappu-Recording babys voice.
Appu-y?

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Bank manager bhi sardar tha,...Sardar Ji Jokes

2 Sardar Bank lutne gae,
or Gun bhul gaye.
fir b Bank lut liya.

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