n: ye bakray ki raan kidhar gai?Qasai: Bakra langra thaPathan: r Dil?Qasai:Wo bakri legaiPtan:Baba dimagh to hoga?Qasai:Sorry Lala.Bakra b PATHAN tha.
Girl-Xcuse me brother,that's my seat.Boy-OK! But I'm nt ur brother,My father nver afair wid ur mom.Girl-True...Bt my father did !Moral: dnt be over smart oK
Employee-
" boss meri shadi ho gayi,meri salary bhada do"
Boss-
"factory ke bahar hone wale hadso ke liye company zimedar nahi hoti"
Ek aurat ne 1 wakil se pocha k talak lene ke liye kia sharayat lazmi hoti hain ?
Wakil Bola “Talak lene ke liye aap ko shadi shuda hona zarori hai”
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1 bibi janat ma gai to farishty se boli."mari shadi kisi molvi nal hi karayo.."farishta: "sabr kr la bibi, pehly kisi molvi nu janat vich aan te de"
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Baap: Munna, aaj aasman se ek pari aye gi or tumhen aik choooti munni gift kar jaey gi. Beta: O ja Abba, chawlan na maar, ammi nu jaldi hospital le k ja..
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naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai.. kya khilate ho?sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h. mera beta h CA kar rha h. abhi exam chal rahe hai..
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Boy friend to his Girl friend:"darling mere kaan main kuch garam sakuch naram sa, kuch namkin sakuch mitha sa kaho na"Girl friend sharmate hue: " HALWA PORI"
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School me 1 bacha chaku liye ghum raha tha.
teachar ne pucha
"chaku liye kyo ghum rahe ho?"
bacha: "GARIB HU SIR, bandhuk KAHA SE LAu.
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Bank Manager - “ To Aakhir aapne Biwi ko Talaak de diya”
Account Holder – “ Aapko kaise pata chala?”
Manager- “ Aapke account mai rakam badhti ja rahi hai…”
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MoralBreakfast — Rs. 100.00
Self-induced hangover — Rs. 2000.00
Broken furniture — Rs. 20,000.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Cool & Funny SMS collection
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai
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**Tota hua dirty
Tote se bolii mainaa
Jab tota hua dirty Tote se bolii mainaa….
Y worry surfexcel hai na….
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cheese is cheese
butter is butter
if u forgot me
i will throw u in
@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$
# G-U-T-T-E-R $
@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$
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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?".
Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
Question??
1 ko 1 se kaise Joda Jaye k Wo 3 Ho Jaye?
Simple,Dono ka VIVAH krwa do.Accha!Ab Batao1ko1 Se kaise Jode k Wo 8 Ho Jaye?
Is Bar Dono ka NIKAH krwa Do!
Apki personality pr 1 sher
arz kia hai
suraj hamesha chand k sath
rhega
Wah Wah
tu gadha tha gadha hai aur
gadha hi rahega
Wah Wah..
Nark me apne-apne papo k EXAM chal raha tha
sab log apne-apne gunah ko papr me likh rahe the ki tabhi Apki awaz aayi
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Papa beti sa:-
Beti pehlay to tum mujhey papa kehti thein,
Laik ab tum mujhey DaD kehti ho,kion?
Beti:-
Oh DaD, PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay
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